I ConfessI put on some Christmas music while I was doing the dishes, and I guess I never really listened to the lyrics to a lot of the songs but a good portion are basically break up songs. What the hell? I mean, December is one of the top break-up months so I guess that makes sense.
I ConfessI did like my husband singing bits of the songs in an exaggerated way, or changing the lyrics, and doing his little dances. Though after the fifth song he was over it. He said there are only like five Christmas songs sung by a billion people. Accurate. So I changed it to Prophets of Rage.
Though I could listen to "Santa Baby" a few times, especially the Eartha Kitt version. I don't know why I like that one! It's so weirdly sexual, especially for when it was written. The Community version is pretty funny as well and is my second favorite version. I think because it highlights the absurdity of it:
My favorite line being: "Eventually you reach a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness"