Sigh. I had such cool things planned for my Halloween party but no one is really coming. Neil wants to cancel but... I don't want to. I think I will just modify the plans.
I was very rude, well, I got an edge to my voice really quick, to a girl that had to use the scanner in my office. But dang, she asked like a zillion questions in ten minutes and Mary just ruined me on that and I have no more patience for it. I'M SO SORRY BUT NOT REALLY. But I need to chill. But maybe don't ask me the same question three times in a row, just worded differently. But okay, I'm the worst. BUT YOU ARE KIND OF INVADING MY SPACE AND NOW I CAN'T BE ON MY PHONE AND I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK. Okay, it's awkward and weird for you too. BUT I HAVE A BOWL OF CANDY SO THAT REDEEMS ME, RIGHT???
I have all next week off! I never take time off so I have a butt ton (which I just learned that a "butt" is a unit of measure for wine which is like 1200 pounds, so dang guys, that's a lot. but that isn't how much PTO I have, I wish) of PTO (paid time off), I've been at this job for nine years now so I get a good amount. I have like over 80 hours which I feel is a lot. My brother and my husband have a separate time for sick and vacation, but mine is just one lump sum to be used as whatever after whatever guilt trip my boss gives you for wanting to use it. SUCK IT BOSS A WHOLE WEEK OFF EVEN THOUGH ONE LADY JUST RETIRED AND ANOTHER GIRL IS GOING ON MATERNITY LEAVE IN A WEEK SO THAT MEANS IT'S JUST ME AND WE JUST GOT 200 BOXES TO INVENTORY. LOOK AT MY FACE AND SEE IF I CARE. NOPE, IT'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF FLIPPIN NOPE.
So drugstore.com just stopped being a thing and I'm like what. I've been ordering from you for over a decade now, what do you mean you just don't exist now. They redirected me to Walgreens and the stuff I wanted couldn't be ordered online. YOU WANT ME TO GO TO AN ACTUAL STORE I DON'T KNOW WHAT WORLD YOU THINK THIS IS. Jet.com it is then sucka.