I confess: There is a huge zit on my chin. Please go away, no one wants you.
I confess: I never thought I'd be a person who wore an apron in the kitchen, but ever since one of my friends gifted me one, I wear it all the time when I'm cooking or doing the dishes. Bonus points if you know the show it's referencing!
I confess: Work is... I don't even know how much to say because I really don't know much AT ALL. They let our president go this week, it was a shock for everyone. They told him "we wanted you gone yesterday" basically. Gah. He started the company like forty years ago. He should never have merged with that Texas company. Ever. They wanted him to get rid of like 70% of the staff when we merged with them and he said no but now he is gone so... I don't know. They also might be planning to file for bankruptcy, they haven't been paying any of our bills. AHHHH.
I confess: Needless to say I'm a bit stressed (probably where that zit came from), and I never feel like I'm qualified for any of the jobs I see posted online. They all sound like:
LOOKING FOR EXPERT MULTI LINGUAL TECH GOD. 10 BILLION YEARS OF EXPERIENCE NEEDED. MUST BE DISNEY LEVEL PRINCESS CHARMING. DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE NOT THE MOST PERFECT PERFECT THAT EVER PERFECTED.