We didn't go to the Garlic Festival this year, but we did order some things online because, garlic. I told Neil that we definitely have to go next summer, the shrimp scampi was so delicious! Anyhow, in the order that came was this hilarious little piece of paper. I don't know how many people take the time to read it, thinking it's another dumb and boring corporation statement, but this one is really hilarious.
(and I've figured out the scanner! with help with my resident IT guy of course)