Have I talked about my ugly front door? It's ugly. And stupid. And no one can figure out how to get out the first time. Or second. Usually people just stand there and stare at it.
There isn't really a door knob, just a weird drawer pull thing:
And a huge lock that if you don't lock, the door will not shut properly and swing open. So if you close it, it always has to be locked. Which isn't really a bad thing, but that doesn't change how gaudy it is.
And if that wasn't enough lockage, we also have this chain on the top.
This is the original door that was here when we moved in and it is on the list of things I want to change! But it isn't broken or falling apart so it is on the bottom of the list.