True StoryStudent #1: *sneeze**sneeze**sneeze*
Teacher: There are Kleenex up front, to the side and to the back. We are prepared!
Student #1: (gets Kleenex, sits down)
Teacher: Oh no, are you really sick?
Student #1: (confused) No... must be allergies?
Student #2: (sitting right next to Student #1) Are you allergic to cats?
Student #1: Yes?
Student #2: I'll move.
But the class is really boring and I'm easily amused...