I CONFESSNeil: ... that was lube right?
Me: In the spray bottle? Yes.
Neil: With the wooden top?
Me: What? No, wait, what did you just use!!!
(turns on lights)
Neil: (looks at bottle) Oh.
Me: DOES THAT HAVE POT IN IT.
Neil: Well, yes, but its a body oil. Peppermint. (reads label) For external use only. At least it's all natural ingredients?
Looks like I need to reorganize the nightstands. EVERYTHING IS SO TINGLY.